Social Standards

Blah, blah, blah, preachy-fuck social standards.
Shit happens, you feel uncomfortable because you're an outcast, and you just hate standards set by people with a shitload of money. Because hey, fuck them. Fuck them and their fifteen-year-old daughter you're about to spill your seed in.
Tip#1: Find groups of popular people and interject with anything.
Tired of people picking on you because you're different? Show them being different is a-okay by stabbing them in the fucking neck. Don't take their shit. And her mother does crack. And his step-father likes to play hide the "treasure" in his mouth. Because being unique to a certain degree is good for you. Just know that you're all humans. And no matter how much society wants you to group off, you're better off shooting society in the penis.
Tip#2: Barter, barter, barter. Services for services, hand-job for a sandwich, woman for a different woman.
A currency system is so very overrated. What value is, let's say, a dollar if I find that it holds no actual value? I prefer things like fellatio. Or a cookie. Especially a cookie if you want me to kill people for you. Obstruct! Burn your money! Who needs that shit anyways? You're going to start trading a skill you're good at for other peoples' skills. Because if you can't do something you enjoy, I'll put a leech on your left testicle.
How do you start? STEAL. Steal a bunch of shit. Don't go soft. If you want to start a bartering system you must first have things you can trade. So go to your local Wal- and just take fucking everything in a cart and run. RUN! Now you're ready to start your own post-apocalyptic trading post. Or buy a Vietnamese girl and sell her vagina. It works more than stealing shit. You just have to make sure she's twelve. Because thirteen is just too fucking old.
Tip#3: People with golden ideals are too fucking lazy to do anything about it.
Oh shi-